Rather than "Trick-or-Treat" this year
(I mean she's only one so let's talk about who the trick-or-treating is really for?)
and ending up with a bag full of candy
that Mama and Papa would inevitably end up scarfing down,
we took Little Lilah Witch
on a haunted river cruise
(that literally runs through our backyard)...
... sugar-free and spooky!